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My review on the Movie Band Baja Baraat

In cut to cut - dinchak movie , good movie to watch

Good punches which will definately make you laugh!

Catchy and bindas dialouges of the movie will also keep you active througout the movie. 

Movie is about two youngesters (hero and heroine) who enter into fresh business of wedding planning, quite innovative business, How they start their business as partner and conqour their first deal and make it a big success and then how slowly they become very successfull in this field.
By following 1 thumb rule of Business : Jisse karo vyapaar , usse khabhi na karo pyaar.

Now there comes a much awaited twist in the movie with the breaking of  thumb rule,now what all happens in the movie  ... is to be watched ...

SO go and watch the movie and have good time ...

9 Promises every Software person should do - Pure Fun

1) I have already enjoyed my life in childhood

2) I love tension

3) I don’t want to spend time wid my friends

4) I love night duties

5) I love to work on Sundays and holidays

6) I want to take revenge on myself

7) I don’t want to get married b4 30 yrs of age

8) I want to study until my death

9) I don’t want hair on my head :)

What should be selling strategy for MOIL IPO?

MOIL (formerly Manganese Ore India)

 Retail investors' portion subscribed 143.30

Question for everyone?

What should be selling strategy for MOIL IPO?
If we get the allotment :

Should we sell  it on the same day of lisiting and be statisfied with listing gains?

Should we keep it for long term?

My strategy would be : To sell it in the first hours of the listing day.
Lets discusss and come to conclusion.
Please let us know about your strategy in the comment section.

Final Conclusion:

1.In an article at net and an analyst is suggesting to have listing gains rather than holding it for long term.
2.As per one of the analyst :  The proceeds will not be used to capital expansion so he sees not much accretion in long term.
3. It is good if we sell it on 1st day itself, we will able to get benefit out of it.Because people will do it after achiving their target.....

Based on the above replies and comments and my own experince:

We should take the lisiting gains.

Happy Gaining!

My review on Movie Break ke Baad

Movie is mix of positive and negative waves. It seems to be movie college going guys and gals as I am sure no one else gona digest it. One very outgoing and modern gal (Heroine) gets along with very sober, simple, sweet guy (Hero) , amazing part is , they start liking each other from their childhood. After a While..10 yrs, gal started realizing that she has so many dreams to fulfill in her life and this relationship is holding her from achieving that ..so she take a freaky decision of breaking the relationship for sometime ….now what all happens in their life …how they feel during this time …is what all to see ..


Few songs and nice songs: good part of the movie.

In all its so –so movie or you can say okie timepass , Do keep your brain out while watching it ….as it’s a very lite movie …

Do let me know about your view about movie...

Laughter is the best medicine

1) Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family, forgot his food, Forgot laughter were called "Saints", But now they are called.. "IT professionals"

2) An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt : "If you are able to see this, please tell me that my girlfriend has fallen off"

3) Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..

Love is always present.. Its just that, One loves too much, And the other loves too many.

4) Employee: Boss, Now I have got married..! Please increase my salary!

BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the company!

5) Philosophy of life

At the beginning of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD,

Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!

6) Girl: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?

Shopkeeper: Oh sure..@! How about this card, it says "To the only boy I ever loved.!"

Girl: That's good, Give me 12 of them..!

7) After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: " WE do have an... opening for you..! "

Applicant: What is it?

Interviewer: Its called the "door..!"

8) A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..

Drive Slowly, Don't kill our Employee..... Leave them to us.

My first cheque from mginger

After long wait, finally I got my first cheque. It gave me immense pleasure. Definitely it has reinforced my belief in this SMS concept. Only requirement to earn money through this is that you need to have large number of members under you…to get the cheque at faster rate. So come and join it and start earning by sitting at home:)
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Thanks to all my existing members and Thanks in advance to all forthcoming members. Below is Congratulation letter received along with cheque:

Safety Rules for Daily Life

1. Answer the phone by LEFT ear
2.Do not drink coffee TWICE a day
3.Do not take pills with COOL water
4.Do not use headphones/earphone for LONG period of time
5.Do not lie down immediately after taking medicine before sleeping
6.When battery is down to the LAST grid/bar, do not answer the phone as the radiation is 1000 times
7.Best sleeping time is from 10pm at night to 6am in the morning
8. Reduce the amount of TEA you consume
9. Reduce the amount of OILY food you consume
I have started following it ...what about you ?

Quotes displaying hidden truth of marriage

Funny Quotes :)

Amazing laws of day to day life

LAW OF QUEUE:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
LAW OF TELEPHONE:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP :
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
LAW OF THE ALIBI:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
BATH THEOREM:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
LAW OF THE RESULT:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will!
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
LAW OF COFFEE:
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Snap of Kingdom of Dreams

Amazing snaps....

My Reviews on Select City Walk -Saket,Delhi

Last weekend, we went to SELECT CITY WALK, mall in Saket, Delhi, a pretty famous mall to visit. As was heard, this mall was really huge and definitely eye catcher. We got down at Saket Metro station thinking it’s the closet metro station to the mall, would be at walk able distance but no this was not the case. After walking for a while, we decided to hire Auto for Rs.25 after lot of bargaining from Rs.30,As what usually happens if your R&D is not robust, one will have to pass through all these situations.Finally we reached in the mall, First thing we wanted to do was to have lunch as we were a bit hungry after a long journey of 1 hr :). SO we started searching for food court and all possible food joints so that we could choose the best meal for our Lunch. It took us quite a while to find food court... all credit goes to such a huge Mall. Out of various varieties of dishes we selected Sizzlers (Paneer shiskla).. Contrary to our expectation quantity of food was less, pretty tasteless..all we get to eat was boiled vegetables although the price was quite high? What comes next was much awaited window shopping, definitely enjoyed a lot.We got to see some brands which are available only in this Mall which brought toys for kids from Paris, homemade cosmetics etc. Although we were in window shopping mode we actually ended up doing real shopping.

You know what its Malviya Nagar Metro station which is nearest to this Mall not saket :) this we got to know when we took an auto to come back to home.

In all it was a day full of fun.
All this could happen because of commencement of metro link between Qutab Minar and Central secretariat.
Thanks to DMRC .

My Review on Kingdom of Dreams Gurgaon

I had heard lot about this place and so many ads of it made it so obvious for me to visit this place once. So after doing little bit of R&D about the place, I and my friend decided to visit this on last weekend. I started my journey at 11 a.m. in the morning after having my breakfast knowing in advance that this place opens at 1 p.m. Thanks to my little bit of R&D. We reached at the destination on time at 1 p.m. See how important it is to do little bit of R&D before visiting the place; it makes things fall in place. We used metro train to reach to this place as it was near to “IFFCO Chowk” metro station. From metro station we took rikshaw for Rs.20 to the destination, although it was at walking distance from metro distance, it was not in our knowledge before reaching there. As we entered the kingdom, our first task was to take entry ticket, which turned out to be of Rs.750 each including Rs.100 as Entry Fee and Rs.600 for food which is compulsory to spend on the same day inside the kingdom, a way to make you spend at least Rs.700 in the kingdom. Yup Rs.50 is refundable kept as security of the card, which brings some cheers to face at the time of buying of ticket. On Weekday from Monday to Friday, the same journey would cost you only Rs.500. Cool yah !!
As what usually happens, we started viewing this place taking lot of snaps and videos; yup this place is full of wonderful views, so do carry good camera and fully charged battery.We found this place very beautiful, amazing, awesome etc. in short blend of all Indian cultures at one place. Yup bit expensive but worth for one time visit. After roaming for a while we decided to have our lunch. So many varieties were available here that it was bit confusing to decide on which one we should go for? As we always find Punjabi food to be the good choice to have good heavy meals, we went for it. We took 1 Kadai Paneer for Rs250, 1 kashmere Naan and 1 Kulcha worth Rs.60 each. Quantity is good enough for 2 people. Food was delicious and on the top of it we were hungry so we enjoyed it very much. Addition to this, we got to sit on the “Khat”, which brought us feeling of relaxation. Still we felt a bit tired. This may be because we were so enthusiastic and existed to see this place, that we used almost all of our energy in just first two and a half hrs. After that we enjoyed many sips of Masala Tea of Rs.50 having 7 spices of India. Now we had covered almost everything and still we were left with ample time to spend here, you know what how I utilized this time is by writing this nice article of my experience here.What this place comprises of : Lal Quila of Delhi,Truck from Punjab,Train from Mumbai, ”Nawabi thhaat” from Lucknow , beach of Goa, Huts of Kerela, temple of Chennai, Karnataka, Orissa giving feeling of South India.Addition to this some there were some entertaining shows going on from time to time like Rajasthani Dance , Juggling show, Sambhapuri dance, Jugli dance… To cheer up the kids 2 people dressed up in costumes like monkeys were also there who were showing typical monkey harkatein. Kids were enjoying pulling up their tails and running after them.Apart form that there wasn’t much for kids, this is the only part I felt was missing there.For youth or young generation 2-3 bars were also present there to chill out.Now how can I miss such important things, Variety of shopping arcade for gals? Shopping stores displaying famous items(bangles , shawls costing upto Rs.50000,purse,paiting,kitchen items like dinner set, Tea cups etc.,jewellery,clothes ) from every state. Which keeps gals happy and high J. Me also couldn’t stop myself from indulging into shopping, I also gave try to Pathani Kurta, no doubt was looking cool :).Adding to above excitement, luckily we also get to see “Rakhi Sawant” there just from 4 feet. She came there for Star Plus interview. We also shot her video.Finally after having complete fun the entire day, we decided to leave from there, but we missed 1 thing , that’s returning of the Entry Card which we got at the time of buying Entry Ticket thinking that it would be returned at the exist gate. No, I was wrong, after exiting from there we came to know that there was 1 Rajasthan counter, where it was to be returned. So we took U turn and made entry from the Exist Gate after explaining the situation to the guard at the exist gate. Got our refund back, Happy Ending :).

Golden Moments of INDIAN Cricket

Sachin's Double hundred
Description: Indian Cricket histroy and Cricket fans from all over will
always remember another milestone by the Little master- First ever Double hundred in ODI....

Kapil Dev
Description: catches Viv Richard on the finals of World Cup 1983

Team India
Description: Celebrating their T-20 World Cup win... No cricket fan can ever forget the last ball decider!!!

Laxman & Dravid
Description: Their 376 runs partnership against Australia


Yuvraj Singh
Description: Set a record of hitting 6 sixes in a over in T-20 world cup.


Virender Sehwag
Description: First India to score a Triple hundred on Foreign Soil.

Sachin
Description: First cricketer to reach a toll of 17000 runs in Cricket.


M S Dhoni
Description: Dhoni scored 183* runs of just 145 balls against Sri Lanka.
This is the highest in ODI cricket in the second innings (Earlier record: 153 by Lara).

Kapil Dev 1983 world Cup
Description: Moment No cricket lover could ever forget.

Install Love on the HUMAN Computer!!!

Customer: I really need some help. After much consideration, I've decided to install LOVE. Can you guide me through the process?
Tech Support: Yes, I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?
Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready to install it now. What do I do?
Tech Support: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART?
Customer: Yes, I have, but there are several other programs running right now. Is it okay to install while they are running?
Tech Support: What programs are running?
Customer: Let's see... I have PAST-HURT.EXE, LOW-ESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.EXE running now.
Tech Support: No problem. LOVE will gradually erase PAST-HURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOW-ESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGH-ESTEEM.EXE. However, you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.EXE. Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off?
Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
Tech Support: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until it's erased the programs you don't want.
Customer: Okay, now LOVE has started installing itself automatically. Is that normal?
Tech Support: Yes. You should receive a message that says it will stay installed for the life of your HEART. Do you see that message?
Customer: Yes, I do. Is it completely installed?
Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other HEARTs in order to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops. I have an error message already. What should I do?

Tech Support: Can you pull down the directory called "SELF-ACCEPTANCE"?
Customer: Yes, I have it.
Tech Support: Excellent. You're getting good at this. Now, click on the following files and then copy them to the "MYHEART" directory: FORGIVE-SELF.DOC, REALIZE-WORTH.TXT, and ACKNOWLEDGE-LIMITATIONS.DOC. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching any faulty programming. Also, you need to delete SELF-CRITICISM.EXE from all directories, and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
Customer: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with new files. SMILE.MP3 is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.EXE are copying themselves all over my HEART. Is this normal?
Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes a while, but eventually everything gets downloaded at the proper time. So, LOVE is installed and running. You should be able to handle it from here. Ah, one more thing.
Customer: Yes?
Tech Support: LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everybody you meet. They will in turn share it with other people and they will return some similarly cool modules back to you.
Customer: I will! Thanks for your help!

How to stay awake in meetings?

Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and seminars? What about those long and boring conference calls? Here's a way to change all of that.

1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by drawing a square. I find that 5' x 5' is a good size. Divide the card into columns - five across and five down. That will give you 25 one-inch blocks.

2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block:

synergy
revisit
benchmark
fast track
touch base

strategic fit
expeditious
value-added
result-driven
mindset

core competencies
to tell you the truth (or 'the truth is')
proactive
empower (or empowerment)
client focus(ed)

best practice
24/7
win-win
knowledge base
paradigm

bottom line
out of the loop
think outside the box
at the end of the day
game plan

3. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.
4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout 'BULLSHIT!'

Testimonials from satisfied 'Bull Shit Bingo' players:


'I had been in the meeting for only five minutes when I won.' - Adam, Atlanta

'My attention span at meetings has improved dramatically.' - David, Florida

'What a gas! Meetings will never be the same for me after my first win.' - Dan, New York City

'The atmosphere was tense in the last process meeting as 14 of us waited for the fifth box.' - Ben, Denver

'The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed 'BULLSHIT!' for the third time in two hours.' - Paul, Cleveland

How do you find these sketches?

Good Restaurant in Delhi and NCR Region

1.Name : Pehli Manzil
Venue : 81/3-1, Sri Aurobindo Marg Adchini, New Delhi
Timings : 1200 - 3pm, 7.30pm- 11.30pm.
Attraction: Chilli chicken, Shahi paneer and Dal makhni

2.Name : Baujee Ka Dhaba
Venue : 1. 18, Hauz Khas Village, New Delhi
2. Third Floor, The Metropolitan MGF Mall,M. G. Road, Gurgaon,
Cuisine : North Indian and Chinese Food
Timings : 1200- 3.30pm, 6.30pm - 11.30pm.

3.Name : Alkakori Alkauser Take Away
Venue : R K Puram Sec VI, Vasant Vihar Punjabi Bagh
Cuisine: Tandoori and Mughlai cuisine, Speciality: Lucknow mutton Dum-Handi Biryani.
Timings: 7pm - 11pm

4.Name : Copper Chimney Restaurant
Venue : Bhanot Corner, G.K.-1, Pamposh Enclave, Delhi
Cuisine: Indian & Mughlai, Northern
Timings: 11.30 am to 3.00 pm, 7.30 pm to 11.30 pm

5.Name : Dhaba Restaurant
Venue : The Claridges, 12 Aurangzeb Road, Delhi
Cuisine: Northern India
Timings: 12.30 -2.30pm, 8pm - 11.30pm

6.Name : Dimple Restaurant
Venue : 2105, D.B. Gupta Road, Karol Bagh Delhi
Cuisine: Northern, Southern, Chinese
Timings: 11am to Midnight

7.Name : Mezbaan Restaurant
Venue : Hotel Marina, G/59, Connaught Circus, Delhi
Cuisine: North Indian, South Indian, West Indian, Chinese, Mughlai
Timings: 1.00pm to Midnight

8.Name : Mini Mahal
Venue : C-25A, Vasant Vihar, Main Shopping Centre
Cuisine: Indian, North Indian, Mughlai
Timings: 12.30pm to Midnight

9.Name : The Kabila Restaurant
Venue : 1st Floor, DDA Shopping Centre, Aurobindo Marg
Cuisine: Mughlai, Indian, Tandoori, Northern, Southern
Timings: 12 noon to 3pm and 7pm to 11pm

10.Name: Suvidha
Venue : 3058, Daryaganj, Near Golcha Parking New Delhi- 110002

11.Name : Agni Restaurant
Venue : The Park Hotel, 15, Parliament Street New Delhi- 110001
Attraction : Try Delicious Punjabi Food

12.Name : Aangan Restaurant
Venue : 0181-82, Chowk Gurudwara Road Karol Bagh New Delhi- 110005
Attraction: http://www.aanganrestaurant.com/website/ajit/main.html

13.Name: Aadar Satkar
Venue : Gate No.7, Pragati Maidan New Delhi- 110002

14.Name: Woks
Venue : Barakhamba Avenue New Delhi- 110001

15.Name: Paradise Food Plaza
Venue : 1, DDA Market, First Floor, Vasundhara Enclave New Delhi- 110096

16.Name: Raj Restaurant
Venue : DDA Central Market, Mayur Vihar, Phase III New Delhi- 110096

17.Name: Raj Mudrika Restaurant
Venue : S6, FIE, Patparganj Industrial Estate New Delhi - 110096

18.Name: Chinese Kathi
Venue : G-3, Pankaj Plaza II, Karkardooma Community Centre New Delhi- 110092

19.Name: Curzon Room
Venue : 7, Shyam Nath Marg, Oberoi Maidens New Delhi

20.Name: Great Wall
Venue : F-14/55, Model Town II New Delhi- 110009

21.Name: Dragon
Venue : City Park Hotel, KP Block, Pitampura New Delhi- 110089

22.Name: Kesar
Venue : B/FH-13, Shalimar Bagh New Delhi- 110052

23.Name : Fujiya Restaurant
Venue : 12/48, Malcha Market, Chanakyapuri New Delhi- 110021
Attraction: Superb, piping-hot Chinese dishes and fast service.

24.Name: Bread And More
Venue : N-17 Greater Kailash Market - I New Delhi- 110048

25.Name: Empress of China
Venue : Intercontinental Eros, Nehru Place New Delhi- 110019

26.Name: Flavors
Venue : 52C, Flyover Complex Opposite Moolchand Defence Colony New Delhi- 110024

27.Name: China Fort
Venue : B8, B-Block, Community Centre Janakpuri New Delhi- 110058

28.Name: Wok in the Clouds
Venue : J2/13, Rajouri Garden New Delhi- 110027

29.Name: Lazeez Khana
Venue : A31, Vishal Enclave Rajouri Garden New Delhi- 110027

30.Name: Chacha Da Dhaba
Venue : A3/72, Rohini New Delhi- 110085

31.Name : Café 100
Venue : B-Block, Connaught Place
Attraction: Ice creams galore, plus pizzas, burgers and fries to take away or eat in (standing). Long lunchtime queues; buy a meal ticket before you reach the counter.

32.Name : Don't Pass Me By
Venue : 79 Scindia House
Attraction: Veg and Non-veg Chinese restaurant

33.Name : El Arab
Venue : Sansad Marg. Connaught Place
Attraction: Great place for Middle-Eastern dishes. Tasty hummus, baba ghanoush and Lebanese salads.

34.Name : Kovil
Venue : 2 E-Block, Connaught Place
Attraction: South Indian veg dishes, with great dosas

35.Name : Kwality
Venue : Regal Building, Sansad Marg, Connaught Place
Attraction: Channa batura

36.Name : Nirula's
Venue : 135 L-Block, Connaught Place
Attraction: the Chinese or tasty multi-cuisine rooms upstairs, or sample some of the fifty flavours of delicious ice cream in the parlour.

37.Name : Parikrama
Venue : Kasturba Gandhi Marg
Attraction: Indian and Chinese cuisine in a revolving restaurant worth a visit.

38.Name : Rodeo
Venue : 12 A-Block, Connaught Place
Attraction: Mexican restaurant

39.Name : Sona Rupa
Venue : 46 Janpath, Connaught Place
Attraction: Good Indian and Chinese food.

40.Name : Spice Route
Venue : Hotel Imperial , Janpath
Attraction: Spicy Thai and Kerala cuisine

41.Name : Standard
Venue : 44 Regal Buildings, Connaught Place
Attraction: south Indian thalis

42.Name : Surang
Venue : Alka Hotel , 16-90 P-Block, Connaught Place
Attraction: Delicious tandoori and Mughlai specialities

43.Name : Karim's
Venue : Nizamuddin.
Attraction: kebabs, korma and rumali roti

44.Name : Moti Mahal
Venue : Netaji Shubash Marg, Darya Ganj
Attraction: Tandoori chicken

45.Name : Natraj Bhalla Corner
Venue : Chandni Chowk
Attraction: Indian, Western and Chinese options

46.Name : Paratha Wali Gali
Venue : Chandni Chowk
Attraction: paratha to go with standard veg dishes, filled with anything from paneer and gobi to mutter and mooli

47.Name : Dumpukht
Venue : Diplomatic Enclave in Sadar Patel Marg.
Attraction: Mughlai specialty restaurants

48.Name : Top of the Village
Venue : Hauz Khas Village
Attraction: Hyderabadi dishes

49.Name : Dakshin
Venue : Mariott Welcom Hotel in District Center in Saket
Attraction: South Indian food.

50.Name : Sagar Ratna
Venue : 1.18-Defence Colony, New Delhi
2. 24, Defence Colony Market,New Delhi
3.IInd floor 3C's,Alankar Cinema Buliding,Lajpat Nagar
4.C-2, Malviya Nagar,New Delhi
5.A-6/7 Chowdhary Balbir Singh Marg, Paschim Vihar
6.A-2/40, Rajouri Garden, New Delhi 110027
7.33/C-9, Sector -7,Rohini, New Delhi
8.Mayur Vihar,Plot No.01,First, Acharya Niketan,Pandav Nagar
9.Mayur Vihar PhaseI, New Delhi
10.B-1, A-11 Mohan cooperative ind. Area Mathura Road
Attraction: South Indian dishes. It serves dosas, dahi vadas and idlis.

51.Name : Le Belvedere
Venue : Le Meridien in Windsor Place.
Attraction: Continental Restaurants

52.Name : Lizard Lounge
Venue : South Extension region in New Delhi
Attraction: Mediterranean dishes

Love Poem!!

You are my heart...
You are my soul...
Wenever you bring me down its like faling in a pot hole...
Life is great when you take to me with no hate...
Life is great when you make me happier then gettin laid...
Life is great just by talking to you everyday...
Life is sad when you block me and get mad...
Life is sad when you start yelling and getting mad...
Life is sad whenever you don't make me glad...
Love is hate whenever you leave me around...
Love is happiness whenever you talk to me all day...
Love is care whenever you tell me not to stare...
Love is trust whenever you tell me not to do someting bad...
Love is what I think of you whenever we talk...
Love is not a word it's the feeling you get...
Love is about how me and you are...
Love is about fihgts love is about hate love is you we are made...

Check Your Number!!!!!!!!!

YOUR NUMBER AND WHAT YOU ARE!


If U were born on the 1st, 10th, 19th, 28th of any month U r number 1.

If U were born on the 2nd, 11th, 20th, 29th of any month then U r number 2.

If U were born on the 3rd, 12th, 21st, 30th of any month then U r number 3.

If U were born on the 4th, 13th, 22nd, 31st of any month then U r number 4.

If U were born on the 5th, 14th, 23rd of any month then U r number 5.

If U were born on the 6th, 15th, 24th of any month then U r number 6.

If U were born on the 7th, 16th, 25th of any month then U r number 7.

If U were born on the 8th, 17th, 26th of any month then U r number 8.

If U were born on the 9th, 18th, 27th of any month then U r number 9.

Number 1

You are smart, straight talking, funny, stubborn, hardworking, honest, jealous on competing basis, kind hearted, angry, friendly, authoritative, famous person...always want to be and regarded as first on people position, they are often like to be independent, will never be under others, self confident people! You are most likely to fall in love in the younger age, but will get marry when you mature! You are likely to have problems with people who have opposite views and you are most likely to take revenge over your enemies in a long time basis. You are a spender, but you will

have a good profession in the future. If you are guy you will be very popular that everybody will have mental attraction and respect at you. You can go anywhere from the local shop to the heart of the parliament because you are positive and well talented in numerous issues!! But in your life you will always have some people who will work hard to bring you & your name down. This is undercover!! Coz of your smart behavior you will be hated by some people too... Your family life is very cool, you will have a very nice partner & wonderful children... You are pioneer, independent & original...Your best match is 4,6,8 good match is 3,5,7 !!!

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Number 2

No matter what, you will be loved by every one coz your ruler is the Moon and every one loves the Moon. Well.. you are a person who day dream a lot, you have very low-self confidence, you need back up for every move in your life, you are very much unpredictable. Means you do change according to time and circumstances, kind a selfish, have a very strong sense of musical, artistic talent, verbal communication. Your attitudes are like the Moon, comes to gloom and fade away so everybody can expect changes in you. You can be a next Mahatma Gandhi who does peace love or you can be a Hitler who wants to destroy the man kind and peace (I mean in the community and your own home).If you really have a deep thought about your own believe in God you can feel the difference which will make you stronger! Most of the time your words are a kind of would be happening true! So without any knowledge you can predict the situation. You will become poets, writers, any artistic business people! You are not strong in love, so you will be there and here till you get marry.. If U r a girl you will be a responsible woman in the whole family. If U r a man you will involve in fights & arguments in the family or vice-versa. Means you will sacrifice your life for the goodness sake of your family...You are

gentle , intuitive with a broad vision, a power behind the scenes, well balanced People!!!



Your best match is 2 ,5 ,9 no other people can put up with you !!!

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Number 3

You are a person of hard hearted, selfish most of the times, religious, loves to climb up in your life. You always tend to have lots of problems within your family in the early stages but you will put up with everything.. You have the strong word power, pretty happy face.. so wherever you go always you have got what you wanted!!! And from the birth always wanted to work hard in order to achieve something.. You will not get anything without hard work! When you reach a man/woman age you want other younger once to listen to you because you want younger people to respect people older than them. You do set so many examples to others. Generally you are not a cool person. It's not easy thing dealing with you. A tough player you are! But once you like someone's attitude then here you go, what can I say? It will be a lasting friendship. You always have respect from others. Your life seems to have lots of worries and problems but sure they won't be long.. You will always have brilliant kids!!! You love the money a bit too much so temptation will push you to endless trying and trying.. If you are a guy then it's over. Looking after your family and help friends, so you will spend a life time just being generous and kind (except 21st born men). And number 3s you will be such an example of how to be in the culture & life!!! If you are girl then you have good character and culture & hardworking attitude. You always follow. You are a freedom lover, creative, ambition focused, a person who brings beauty , hope & joy to this world!!!

Your best match 6 ,9. Good match 1 ,3 ,5 !!!

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Number 4

You are very stubborn too, very hard working but unlucky in important matters in life, very cool, helpful, you have rough word power. Might put lots of people away from you, you may cause nuisance to others if you are a man, and you often understands others and their problems well. If you are a girl you are very good with studies and arts. If you are a guy you spend most of the time after girl friends (almost)at times,

you will have sort of too much fun life with mates & girls. Your friends will spend your time & money and get away with their life and you will become empty handed and don't know what to do.. So be careful!! You love to spend anyway!!! Your good will is you are always there to help family and friends. Tell you what you people are little gem! s, specially the girls. You always fall in love in younger age as well. You often live with disappointments, for an example you have got a degree in some thing.. but you will be unemployed.. or will do very ordinary jobs. But you will take care of your family very well...All you need to be careful of people who will take advantage of your kind heart. And beware of your relations too..

You are radical, patient, persistent, a bit old-fashioned, you live with foundation & order...



Your best Match 1, 8. Good match 5 ,6 , 7 !!!
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Number 5

You are very popular within the community, you can get things done by just chatting..to even enemies! You have a pretty good business mind, you are often have no-idea what is today is like, or tomorrow is like, you are a person who does anything when your head thinks lets do this". You will be famous if you open up a business, get involve in share dealings, music etc.. Very popular with sense of humor ,you are the one your friends and families will always ask for help, and you are the one actually get money on credit and help your friends. You will have more than 1 relationship, but when u get settle down you will be a bit selfish anyway. Coz your other half will have a pretty good amount of control in you, be careful! You tend to go for other relationships! Contacts even you are married at times 'coz your popularity.. You are someone who get along with anyone coz the number 5 is the middle number.. Changes & freedom lovers you are! You are an explorer with magic on your face. You learn your life through experience and it's your best teacher!!!


Your best match 1 ,2 ,9. Good match 6 ,8 !!!


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Number 6
Loop 's. you are born to enjoy.. You dont care about others. I mean you are always want to enjoy your life time, you are a person.. You will be very good in either education or workwise or business management! You are talented, kind (but with only people who you think are nice), very beautiful girls and guys, popular and more than lucky with anything in your lives. All the goodness does come with you. Your mind and body is just made perfect for love. You are loveble by any other numbers. But if you are a number 6 man, you will experience kinda looks from most girls and will involve in more than few relationships until you get married. If you are girl, most of you will get marry/engaged early. You are a caring person towards your family & friends . If you miss the half-way mark then you are about to suffer physically and mentally. Generally you will lead a very good inner-home happiness with nothing short of. You are a person of compassion, comfort & fairness, domestic responsibility, good judgement, and after all you can heal this world wounds to make peace for every life coz you have the great power of caring talent to make this world of love one step further ...



Your best match 1, 6, 9. Good match 4, 5!!!

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Number 7

You have got the attraction to anyone out there, you are realistic, very confident, happy, such a talented individual with your education, music, arts, singing, and most importantly acting too. You have real problems with bad temper! If you are a girl, you are popular with the subjects listed above. You give up things for your parents. I mean you value your family status a lot, you will be in the top rank when you reach a certain age. If you are a guy you are popular with girls, you are a very talented too. Most of the number 7s face lots of problems with their marriage life. Only a very few are happy. You have everything in your life, but still always number 7s have some sort of un-fullfillness, such worries all their

lifetime. It's probably the Lord given you al! l sort of over the standard humans talents and you are about to suffer in family life. So you need to get ready looking for a partner rather than waiting. If you don't, then you might end-up single. So take care with this issue, ok? You are wonderful, friendly, artistic, happy person. You are born to contribute lots to this world!!!

Your best match is 2. Good matches are 1,4 !!!

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Number 8
You are a very strong personality, there's no one out there will understand you. You are very good at pointing your finger at some thing and say "this is what". You are more likely to suffer from the early ages. I mean poverty. If your times are not good you might lose either of your parent and end up looking after your entire family. You often suffer all the way in life. The problems will not allow you to study further, but you will learn the life in a very practical way. You are the one who will fight for justice and may die in the war too. You are normally very reserved with handful of friends and most of the time live life lonely and always prepared to help others. Well, once you get married (which is often late) then your bad lucks will go away a bit and you! U become safe. You will face un-expected problems such as : the error, government, poisonous animals,

accidents. You are some one with great discipline, persistence, courage, strength which will take you to success. You are a great part of a family team. You are a fighter!

Your Best match 1 ,4, 8. Good match 5 !!!

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Number 9
Hey..you guys are the un-compatible people in the world. You are so strong, physically and mentally. You are often have big-aims. You will work hard and hard to get there. Normally you suffer in the early age from family problems and generally you will have fighting life. But when you achieve what you have done, it's always a big task you have done! You are so much respected in the community, you are a person who can make a challenge and successfully finish the matter off. You are very naughty in your younger age, often beaten up by your parents and involve in fights

and you seemed to have lots of injuries in your life time. But when u grow you become calm and macho type. Love is not an easy matter for you. You are good in engineering or banking jobs coz people always trust you. Your family life is very good, but will have worries over your children. Your such qualities are humanitarian, patient, very wise & compassionate. You are born to achieve targets and serve every one all equally without any prejudice. You are totally a role model to anybody in the world for a great inspiration.

Your Best match 3, 5, 6, 9. Good match 2

Heart Touching SMS Messages!!!!!

Phool bankar muskarana zindagi,
muskarake gum bhulana zindagi,
jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua,
haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi...

Aapki muskan hamari kamzori hai,
Keh na pana hamari majburi hai,
Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko,
Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena zaruri hai?

Ikraar mein shabdon ki ehmiyat nahi hoti,
Dil ke jazbaat ki awaaz nahi hoti,
Aankhen bayaan kar deti hain dil ki daastan,
Mohabbat lafzon ki mohtaaz nahi hoti!

Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge
Humein mita sakte ho to mita do
yaadein meri, magar..
kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein.

Yaadon ki parchayee mein ab to aaye tera hi cehra
Tu abhi tak iss baat se hai anjaan main hoon deewana tera
Izhaar-e-mohabaat karne to bahot baar socha maine
Par har baar tere hi aks ne roka hai rastaa mera

Na chaho kisi ko itna ki
chahat aapki majburi ban jaye,
chaho kisi ko itna ki aapka pyaar
uske liye jaruri ban jaye

Pani main pathar mat pheko
Koi pani pita hai
Pani main pathar mat pheko
Koi pani pita hai
Apne chehre par muskuhart sajaye rakha karo
Koi isi muskan ke liye jita hai

Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaye nahi jaate,
sabhi log mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate,
kuch paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate,
kuch dur reh kar bhi bhoolaye nahi jaate...

Har pal ne kaha ek pal se...
Pal bhar ke liye aap mere samne aa jao...
pal bhar ka saath kuch aisa ho...
ki har pal tum hi yaad aao...

Humse door jayoge kaise,
Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise,
Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki
saanso mein baste hain,
Khud ki saanso ko rok payoge kaise

Jab tanhai me aapki yaad aati hai,
Hontho pe ek hi fariyad aati hai...
Khuda aapko har khushi de,
Kyonki aaj bhi hamari har khushi aapke baad aati hai..

Talaash Karo koi tumhe mil jayega,
Magar hamari tarha tumhe kaun chahega,
Zarur koi chahat ki nazar se tumhe dekhega,
Magar ankhein hamari kahan se layega..!!

Jab Khamosh Aankho Se Baat Hoti Hai
Aise Hi Mohabbat Ki Suruwat Hoti Hai
Tumhare Hi Khayalo Mein Khoye Rehte Hain
Pata Nahi Kab Din Kab Raat Hoti Hai

Khud Ko Khud Ki Khabar Na Lage,
Koi Achha B Is Kadar Na Lage,
Aap Ko Dekha Hai Bas Us Nazar Se,
Jis Nazar Se Aap Ko Nazar Na Lage...

Zarurat hi nai alfaaz ki,
pyaar to cheez hai bas ehsaas ki,
paas hote to manzar hi kya hota,
dur se hi khabar hai hume aapki har saans ki...

Kashish honi chahiye kisi ko yaad karne ki,
lamhe to apne aap mil jayenge,
waqt hona chahiye kisi ko milne ka,
bahane to apne aap hee mil jayenge.

Lamhe judai ke bekarar karte hain,
Haalat meri mujhe laachar karte hain,
Aankhe meri pad lo kabhi,
Ham khud kaise kahe ki
hum aapse pyaar karte hain.

Ajeeb si kashish hai aap me
Ki hum aap k khayalon me khoye rehte hai
Ye soch kar k aap khawabo me aao ge
Hum din me bhi soya karte hai.

Badalna aata nahi humko mousmo ki tarah
Har ek roop main tera intezaar karte hain
Na tum samet sakogi jise qayamat tak
Kasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar karte hain.

Apke aane se zindagi kitni khubsoorat hai,
Dil me basayi hai jo woh apki hi surat hai,
Dur jaana nahi humse kabhi bhulker bhi,
Hume har kadam per aapki zarurat hai.

Lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho,
kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho,
aapka pyar hamesha is dil mei rahega,
chahe poori umar mulaqat ho na ho..

Na kabhi muskurahat tere hothon se duur ho..
Teri har khwahish haqiqat ko manzoor ho..
Ho jaye jo tu mujhse khafa..
Khuda na kare mujhse kabhi aisa kasoor ho..

Honth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka,
Shayad nazar se woh baat ho jaye.
Is umeed mein karte hain intezaar raat ka
ke shayad sapne mein mulaqat ho jaye.

Verify your tax credit today!

You can now view your Form 26AS (Taxes paid) at ITR e-Filing website, without any additional login.
To view the tax statement, Assessees can now login in to www.incometaxindiae filing.gov.
in with their login, and click on
“My Accounts” -> “View Tax Credit Statement (Form 26AS)”.
Here, you should select the “assessment year”, confirm your “date of birth” and proceed.
It will open the same NSDL website page of PAN ledger account.

What is Form 26AS?

Form 26AS is an Annual Tax Statement regularly updated by Income Tax Department.
This allows the tax payer to verify proper credits of Taxes paid
(mainly TDS and also Advance Tax / Self Assessment Tax).

Who should verify?

When we deposit some amount into our Bank Account, we verify whether it has reflected properly
in our account, or not. In a similar fashion, it is the right of every Tax Payer to verify the
Taxes paid under his account (PAN) to the Department.

With the process of Form 26AS, department recommends each and every tax payer to verify their Tax credits.
Missing this information, they should contact their deductor to get proper credit, as specified in their TDS certificate.
In case of Advance Tax / Self Assessment Tax issues, it can be either intimated to remitted bank or NSDL.

Scope of Form 26AS

Last year, department had processed such tax statements over email, wherever email ID is available.
This played a prominent role for assessees in determining their proper tax paid details.
Providing accurate tax paid (including TDS) details in income tax return, ensures faster processing of returns.
This in turn results in faster closure of assessment and also settling refunds wherever applicable.

The scope of Form 26AS is widened to a great extent.
Tax payer can now access this facility either with his Registered Login at NSDL website,
or at Online Banking Accounts (few of the banks) or at www.incometaxindiae filing.gov. in.

Verify your tax credit today!

Missing Husband!!!!!!!!!

A woman went to police station to file a report for her missing husband:

Woman: I lost my husband
Inspector: What is his height
Woman: I never noticed
Inspector: Slim or healthy
Woman Not slim can be health
Inspector: Color of eyes
Woman: Never noticed
Inspector: Color of hair
Woman: Should be black
Inspector: What was he wearing
Woman: I don't remember exactly
Inspector: Was somebody with him ?????????
Woman: Yes my Labrador dog (Romeo), tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together.

The woman started crying

Inspector: Let's search for the dog first!!!!!!! !!!!!!

Put the Glass Down : Worth Reading

Professor began his class by holding up a glass with some water in it. He held it up for all to see & asked the students "How much do you think this glass weighs?"
'50gms!' ..... '100gms!' .....'125gms' ...the students answered.

"I really don't know unless I weigh it," said the professor, " but, my question is:
What would happen if I held it up like this for a few minutes?"
'Nothing' ..the students said.
'Ok what would happen if I held it up like this for an hour?' the professor asked.
'Your arm would begin to ache' said one of the student
"You're right, now what would happen if I held it for a day?"
"Your arm could go numb, you might have severe muscle stress & paralysis & have to go to hospital for sure!".. ventured another student & all the students laughed
"Very good.
But during all this, did the weight of the glass change?"asked the professor.
'No'. Was the answer.
"Then what caused the arm ache & the muscle stress?"
The students were puzzled.
"What should I do now to come out of pain?" asked professor again.
"Put the glass down!" said one of the students
"Exactly!" said the professor.
Life's problems are something like this.Hold it for a few minutes in your head & they seem OK.
Think of them for a long time & they begin to ache. Hold it even longer & they begin to paralyze you. You will not be able to do anything.
It's important to think of the challenges or problems in your life, But EVEN MORE IMPORTANT is to 'PUT THEM DOWN' at the end of every day before You go to sleep..
That way, you are not stressed, you wake up every day fresh &s trong & can handle any issue, any challenge that comes your way!
PUT THE GLASS DOWN !

Ways to be Happy Always!!!

One Dozen Timeless Ways to be Happy!
Our passions, expectations, life experiences, and even our personalities all contribute to the level of happiness we experience in our lives. Some find happiness in their careers while others find ways to be happy in their marriages or other relationships
No matter how you define happiness for yourself, there are certain universal and time-proven strategies to bring, and sustain, more happiness into your life. The following one dozen timeless ways to be happy can be adapted and even customized to fit your needs. Over time, these strategies will become positive and life-changing habits that will begin to bring more happiness, joy and peace into your life.

Notice What's Right
Some of us see the glass as being half-full and others see the glass as half-empty. The next time you are caught in traffic, begin thinking how nice it is to have a few moments to reflect on the day, focus on a problem you have been trying to solve, or brainstorm on your next big idea. The next time you get in the slow line at the grocery store, take the opportunity to pick up a tabloid magazine and do some œguilty pleasure� reading. Take all that life throws out you and reframe it with what's right about the situation. At the end of the day, you will more content, at peace and happy. Take the time to begin to notice what's right and see the world change in front of your eyes.

Be Grateful
How many times do you say the words œthank you,� in a day? How many times do you hear these same words? If you are doing the first thing, saying the œthank yous,� the latter will naturally happen. Learn to be grateful and you will be open to receive an abundance of joy and happiness.
Remember the Kid You Were
Do you remember how to play? I'm not referring to playing a round of golf or a set of tennis. I'm talking about playing like you did when you were a child a game of tag; leap frog, or street baseball when the bat is a broken broom handle and the bases are the parked cars. One way to find or maintain your happiness is to remember the kid you were and play!
Be Kind
There is no question that by merely watching acts of kindness creates a significant elevation in our moods and increases the desire for us to perform good deeds as well. Kindness is indeed contagious and when we make a commitment to be kind to ourselves and to others we can experience new heights of joy, happiness and enthusiasm for our lives.
Savor Every Moment
To be in the moment is to live in the moment. Too often we are thinking ahead or looking ahead to the next event or circumstance in our lives, not appreciating the œhere and now.� When we savor every moment, we are savoring the happiness in our lives .
Rest
There are times when we need the time to unwind, decompress, or to put it simply, just Å“to chill.
Life comes at all of us hard and fast. Time, as do the days on the calendar, keeps going forward at its own natural pace, which is not always the pace we would choose. Fatigue, stress and exhaustion may begin to settle in on us faster than we may think, or notice. The best remedy for this is indeed rest.

Move!
The expression a œrunner's high� does not infer an addiction, but a feeling or a state of mind - a state of euphoria. There is no question exercise, or any physical exertion, elevates your mood and enhances a more positive attitude as well as fosters better personal self-esteem and confidence. Indeed, one way to increase your happiness is to move!
Put on a Happy Face
Sometimes we have to fake it until we make it. I'm not suggesting that we not be honest, real or authentic, but I'm suggesting, sometimes, we just need to put on a happy face and keep moving forward. Researchers claim that smiling and looking like we are happy will indeed make us happier. Studies further show that if we act like we are happy then we can experience greater joy and happiness in our lives.
Pursue Your Goals
The absence of goals in our lives, or more specifically avoiding to pursue our goals, makes us feel like we are stuck and ineffective. The pursuit of goals in our personal lives, in our relationships, or with our careers, is the difference between having a mediocre life or a life full of passion and enthusiasm. Pursue your goals and watch your happiness soar.
Finding Your Calling
Some find meaning in religion or spirituality while others find purpose in their work or relationships. Finding your calling may be much more than accomplishing one simple strategy for increasing your happiness, but having a sense of purpose of feeling like you are here for a reason can perhaps bring the greatest joy of all.

Get into the Flow
Flow is the form of joy, excitement and happiness that occurs when we are so absorbed in an activity we love that we can lose ourselves and time seems to stand still. What creates flow is unique to each one of us. To find and sustain true happiness in our lives, we must get off the sidelines and get into the flow.
And two more just to sweeten the pot a little more.
Play to Your Strengths
One way to achieve flow is by understanding and identifying our strengths and core values, and then begin to use these every day. Once we aware of our strengths and we begin to play to your strengths we can better incorporate them in all aspects of our lives.

Don't Overdo It.
Know when to say when. What gives you joy and happiness the first time may not work the second time. Too much of a good thing may begin not to feel as good if the œthing� becomes more of a routine, or an expectation. Set healthy and reasonable boundaries for yourself and don't overdo it.

Funny Comments on Life..........

True love is like a pillow
u can hug when u r in trouble
u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy
so when u need true love
spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow
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Marriages are made in heaven
then what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage
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During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse ?
He is given his last chance to run away.
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I wrote ur name on the sand ................
it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air...........................
it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart..............
I got a HEART ATTACK
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LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke......and ends in ashes...
But dont worry - we are chain smokers
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ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur inocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best
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Dear Friend,
when i ask u flower,
u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stone
u give me a statue
when i ask u a feather
u give me peacock
ARE U REALLY DEAF ?
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I had VODKA with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had WHISKY with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had RUM with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!!
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when i call u;
1 ring means i'm thinking of u;
2 ring means i like u;
3 means i miss u;
4 means ...........pick d phone idiot
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Teacher : four beautiful ladies are walking on the road. change it to exclamatory sentence .
Student : WOW !
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The human brain is a most outstanding thing.......
it functions 24hrs 365 days.....
it functions right from the time you are Born....
until you fall in love
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SMILE - is a language of love
SMILE - is a source to win hearts...
SMILE - creates greatness in your personality
SO....
Brush ur Teeth today onwards
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A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..
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The Art of Appraisal !!

Big Boss: This year your performance was good, excellent and outstanding. So, your rating is "average".
Kumar: What? How come 'average'?
Big Boss: Because...err...uhh...you lack domain knowledge.
Kumar: But last year you said I am a domain expert and you put me in this project as a domain consultant.
Big Boss: Oh is it? Well, in that case, I think your domain knowledge has eroded this year. Kumar: What???
Big Boss: Yes, I didn't see you sharing knowledge on Purchasing domain.
Kumar: Why would I? Because I am not in Purchasing, I am in Manufacturing.
Big Boss: This is what I don't like about you. You give excuse for everything.
Kumar: Huh? *Confused* Big Boss: Next, you need to improve your communication skills. Kumar: Like what? I am the one who trained the team on "Business Communication", you sat in the audience and took notes, you remember?
Big Boss: Oh is it? Errr...well..I mean, you need to improve your Social Pragmatic Affirmative Communication.
Kumar: Huh? What the hell is that? *Confused*
Big Boss: See! That's why you need to learn about it.
Kumar: *head spinning*
Big Boss: Next, you need to sharpen your recruiting skills. All the guys you recruited left within 2 months.
Kumar: Well, not my mistake. You told them you will sit beside them and review their code, and most resigned the next day itself. Couple of them even attempted suicide.
Big Boss:*stunned* (recovers from shock) Err...anyway, I tried to give you a better rating, but our Normalization process gave you only 'average'.
Kumar: Last year that process gave me 'excellent'. This year just 'average'? Why is this process pushing me up and down every year?
Big Boss: That's a complicated process. You don't want to hear.
Kumar: I'll try to understand. Go ahead.
Big Boss: Well, we gather in a large room, write down the names of sub-ordinates in bits of paper, and throw them up in the air. Whichever lands on the floor gets 'average', whichever lands on table gets 'good', whichever we manage to catch gets 'excellent' and whichever gets stuck to ceiling gets 'outstanding'.
Kumar: (eyes popping out) What? Ridiculous! So who gets 'poor' rating?
Big Boss: Those are the ones we forget to write down.
Kumar: What the hell! And how can paper bits stick to ceiling for 'outstanding'?
Big Boss: Oh no, now you have started questioning our 20 year old organizational process! Kumar: *faints

Mast Joke!!!

Ek Sharabi full tight hokar ghar jaa raha tha. Raaste me mandir ke baahar pujari dikha.

Sharabi n pujari se poocha, sabse bada kaun?
Pujaari ne peecha chudane ke liye kaha "Mandir Bada".

Sharabi bola "Mandir bada toh dharti pe kaise khada"
Pujari: "Dharti badi"

Sharabi: "Dharti badi toh Sheshnaag pe kyun khadi"
Pujari" "Sheshnaag bada"

Sharabi: "Sheshnaag bada toh Shiv ke gale me kyon pada"
Pujari: "Shiv bada"

Sharabi: "Shiv bada toh Parbat par kyon khada"
Pujari: "Parbat bada"

Sharabi: "Parbat bada toh Hanuman ki ungli pe kyon pada"
Pujari: "Hanuman bada"

Sharabi: "Hanuman bada toh Ram ki charno me kyon pada"
Pujari: "Ram bada"

Sharabi: "Ram bada toh Ravan ke piche kyun pada"
Pujari: "arey mere baap tu bata kaun bada"

Sharabi: "Is duniya me woh bada jo puri batli (bottle) pee ke apni taango pe khada"
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Ultimate joke of the day!

Did you know this ? .. wow......

1 MOPED is the short term for 'Motorized Pedaling'.

2. POP MUSIC is 'Popular Music' shortened.
3. BUS is the short term for 'Omnibus' that means everybody.
4. FORTNIGHT comes from 'Fourteen Nights' (Two Weeks).
5. DRAWING ROOM was actually a 'withdrawing room' where people withdrew after Dinner. Later the prefix 'with' was dropped..
6. NEWS refers to information from Four directions N, E, W and S..
7. AG-MARK, which some products bear, stems from 'Agricultural Marketing'.
8. JOURNAL is a diary that tells about 'Journey for a day' during each Day's business.
9. QUEUE comes from 'Queen's Quest'. Long back a long row of people as waiting to see the Queen. Someone made the comment Queen's Quest..
10. TIPS come from 'To Insure Prompt Service'. In olden days to get Prompt service from servants in an inn, travelers used to drop coins in a Box on which was written 'To Insure Prompt Service'. This gave rise to the custom of Tips.
11. JEEP is a vehicle with unique Gear system. It was invented during World War II (1939-1945). It was named 'General Purpose Vehicle (GP)'.GP was changed into JEEP later.
12. Coca-Cola was originally green.
13. The most common name in the world is Mohammed..
14. The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.
15. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
16. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row ! of the keyboard.
17. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!
18. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
19. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
20.. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.
21. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
22. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
23. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history.
>> Spades - King David >> Clubs - Alexander the Great, >> Hearts - Charlemagne >> Diamonds - Julius Caesar.
24. Horse Statue in a Park… >> If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. >> If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle >> If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
25. What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common? Ans. - All invented by women.
26. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
27. A snail can sleep for three years.
28. All polar bears are left handed.
29. Butterflies taste with their feet.
30. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
31. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
32. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
33. Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.
34. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
35. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
36. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
37. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
38. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.
39. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
40. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
41. The cigarette lighter was invented before the matchbox.
42. Most lipstick contains fish scales.

The Husband Store.... Joke of the Day!

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where any woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!!!

You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the Building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband…

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking..

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

Important Vitamins : Sources & Benefits

ESSENTIAL VITAMINS : Sources & Benefits

The body requires 13 vitamins and 15 minerals to function properly.

Those nutrients are readily available in a balanced diet rich in fruits and vegetables, but millions of people take supplements despite conflicting evidence of their benefits.

Here's a list of the essential vitamins , and where you can find them in the grocery store.


Vitamin A


What it does: Helps in the formation and maintenance of healthy teeth, bones, soft tissue, mucous membranes and skin.

Where to get it: Eggs, milk, cheese, liver, cod, carrots, kale, spinach, cantaloupe, peas.


Vitamin B6


What it does: Helps the body use protein, form red blood cells and maintain brain function, among other things.

Where to get it: Fortified cereal, baked potatoes, bananas, chicken breast, garbanzo beans, avocado, salmon, tuna, peanut butter.

Vitamin B12

What it does: Integral to metabolism and helps form red blood cells and maintain the central nervous system.

Where to get it: Clams, beef liver, fortified cereal, rainbow trout, top sirloin beef, yogurt, tuna.

Vitamin C

What it does: An antioxidant also known as ascorbic acid that promotes healthy teeth and gums,
helps the body absorb iron and maintain healthy tissue, and assists in wound healing.

Where to get it: Broccoli, sweet and white potatoes, bell peppers, strawberries, kiwi, kale, citrus fruits and juices.

10 Tips For Good Night's Sleep!!!!

Stick to a schedule. Erratic bedtimes do not allow for your body to align to the proper circadian rhythms. Mum was right when she set a time we always had to go to sleep as kids. Also, make sure you try to keep the same schedule on weekends too, otherwise the next morning, you’d wake later and feel overly tired.

Sleep only at night. Avoid daytime sleep if possible. Daytime naps steal hours from nighttime slumber. Limit daytime sleep to 20-minute, power naps.

Exercise. It’s actually known to help you sleep better. Your body uses the sleep period to recover its muscles and joints that have been exercised. Twenty to thirty minutes of exercise every day can help you sleep, but be sure to exercise in the morning or afternoon. Exercise stimulates the body and aerobic activity before bedtime may make falling asleep more difficult.

Taking a hot shower or bath before bed helps bring on sleep because they can relax tense muscles.

Avoid eating just before bed. Avoid eat large meals or spicy foods before bedtime. Give yourself at least 2 hours from when you eat to when you sleep. This allows for digestion to happen (or at least start) well before you go to sleep so your body can rest well during the night, rather than churning away your food.

Avoid caffeine. It keeps you awake and that’s now what you want for a good nights sleep. We all know that.

Read a fiction book. It takes you to a whole new world if you really get into it. And then take some time to ponder over the book as you fall asleep. I find as I read more and more, regardless of the book, I get more tired at night and so find it easier to fall asleep. Different for others?

Have the room slightly cooler. I prefer this to a hot room. I prefer to turn off the heat and allow the coolness to circulate in and out of the windows. If I get cold, I wear warmer clothes. It also saves on the bills as you’re not going to require the heat all night long.

Sleep in silence. I find sleeping with no music or TV on more easy and restful. I guess others are different, but sleep with no distractions is best for a clearer mind.

Avoid alcohol before bedtime. It's a depressant; although it may make it easier to fall asleep, it causes you to wake up during the night. As alcohol is digested your body goes into withdrawal from the alcohol, causing nighttime awakenings and often nightmares for some people.