Golden Moments of INDIAN Cricket

Sachin's Double hundred
Description: Indian Cricket histroy and Cricket fans from all over will
always remember another milestone by the Little master- First ever Double hundred in ODI....

Kapil Dev
Description: catches Viv Richard on the finals of World Cup 1983

Team India
Description: Celebrating their T-20 World Cup win... No cricket fan can ever forget the last ball decider!!!

Laxman & Dravid
Description: Their 376 runs partnership against Australia


Yuvraj Singh
Description: Set a record of hitting 6 sixes in a over in T-20 world cup.


Virender Sehwag
Description: First India to score a Triple hundred on Foreign Soil.

Sachin
Description: First cricketer to reach a toll of 17000 runs in Cricket.


M S Dhoni
Description: Dhoni scored 183* runs of just 145 balls against Sri Lanka.
This is the highest in ODI cricket in the second innings (Earlier record: 153 by Lara).

Kapil Dev 1983 world Cup
Description: Moment No cricket lover could ever forget.

Install Love on the HUMAN Computer!!!

Customer: I really need some help. After much consideration, I've decided to install LOVE. Can you guide me through the process?
Tech Support: Yes, I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?
Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready to install it now. What do I do?
Tech Support: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART?
Customer: Yes, I have, but there are several other programs running right now. Is it okay to install while they are running?
Tech Support: What programs are running?
Customer: Let's see... I have PAST-HURT.EXE, LOW-ESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.EXE running now.
Tech Support: No problem. LOVE will gradually erase PAST-HURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOW-ESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGH-ESTEEM.EXE. However, you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.EXE. Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off?
Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
Tech Support: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until it's erased the programs you don't want.
Customer: Okay, now LOVE has started installing itself automatically. Is that normal?
Tech Support: Yes. You should receive a message that says it will stay installed for the life of your HEART. Do you see that message?
Customer: Yes, I do. Is it completely installed?
Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other HEARTs in order to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops. I have an error message already. What should I do?

Tech Support: Can you pull down the directory called "SELF-ACCEPTANCE"?
Customer: Yes, I have it.
Tech Support: Excellent. You're getting good at this. Now, click on the following files and then copy them to the "MYHEART" directory: FORGIVE-SELF.DOC, REALIZE-WORTH.TXT, and ACKNOWLEDGE-LIMITATIONS.DOC. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching any faulty programming. Also, you need to delete SELF-CRITICISM.EXE from all directories, and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
Customer: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with new files. SMILE.MP3 is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.EXE are copying themselves all over my HEART. Is this normal?
Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes a while, but eventually everything gets downloaded at the proper time. So, LOVE is installed and running. You should be able to handle it from here. Ah, one more thing.
Customer: Yes?
Tech Support: LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everybody you meet. They will in turn share it with other people and they will return some similarly cool modules back to you.
Customer: I will! Thanks for your help!

How to stay awake in meetings?

Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and seminars? What about those long and boring conference calls? Here's a way to change all of that.

1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by drawing a square. I find that 5' x 5' is a good size. Divide the card into columns - five across and five down. That will give you 25 one-inch blocks.

2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block:

synergy
revisit
benchmark
fast track
touch base

strategic fit
expeditious
value-added
result-driven
mindset

core competencies
to tell you the truth (or 'the truth is')
proactive
empower (or empowerment)
client focus(ed)

best practice
24/7
win-win
knowledge base
paradigm

bottom line
out of the loop
think outside the box
at the end of the day
game plan

3. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.
4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout 'BULLSHIT!'

Testimonials from satisfied 'Bull Shit Bingo' players:


'I had been in the meeting for only five minutes when I won.' - Adam, Atlanta

'My attention span at meetings has improved dramatically.' - David, Florida

'What a gas! Meetings will never be the same for me after my first win.' - Dan, New York City

'The atmosphere was tense in the last process meeting as 14 of us waited for the fifth box.' - Ben, Denver

'The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed 'BULLSHIT!' for the third time in two hours.' - Paul, Cleveland