Monday, September 27, 2010
My Reviews on Select City Walk -Saket,Delhi
You know what its Malviya Nagar Metro station which is nearest to this Mall not saket :) this we got to know when we took an auto to come back to home.
In all it was a day full of fun.
All this could happen because of commencement of metro link between Qutab Minar and Central secretariat.
Thanks to DMRC .
Monday, September 13, 2010
My Review on Kingdom of Dreams Gurgaon
As what usually happens, we started viewing this place taking lot of snaps and videos; yup this place is full of wonderful views, so do carry good camera and fully charged battery.We found this place very beautiful, amazing, awesome etc. in short blend of all Indian cultures at one place. Yup bit expensive but worth for one time visit. After roaming for a while we decided to have our lunch. So many varieties were available here that it was bit confusing to decide on which one we should go for? As we always find Punjabi food to be the good choice to have good heavy meals, we went for it. We took 1 Kadai Paneer for Rs250, 1 kashmere Naan and 1 Kulcha worth Rs.60 each. Quantity is good enough for 2 people. Food was delicious and on the top of it we were hungry so we enjoyed it very much. Addition to this, we got to sit on the “Khat”, which brought us feeling of relaxation. Still we felt a bit tired. This may be because we were so enthusiastic and existed to see this place, that we used almost all of our energy in just first two and a half hrs. After that we enjoyed many sips of Masala Tea of Rs.50 having 7 spices of India. Now we had covered almost everything and still we were left with ample time to spend here, you know what how I utilized this time is by writing this nice article of my experience here.What this place comprises of : Lal Quila of Delhi,Truck from Punjab,Train from Mumbai, ”Nawabi thhaat” from Lucknow , beach of Goa, Huts of Kerela, temple of Chennai, Karnataka, Orissa giving feeling of South India.Addition to this some there were some entertaining shows going on from time to time like Rajasthani Dance , Juggling show, Sambhapuri dance, Jugli dance… To cheer up the kids 2 people dressed up in costumes like monkeys were also there who were showing typical monkey harkatein. Kids were enjoying pulling up their tails and running after them.Apart form that there wasn’t much for kids, this is the only part I felt was missing there.For youth or young generation 2-3 bars were also present there to chill out.Now how can I miss such important things, Variety of shopping arcade for gals? Shopping stores displaying famous items(bangles , shawls costing upto Rs.50000,purse,paiting,kitchen items like dinner set, Tea cups etc.,jewellery,clothes ) from every state. Which keeps gals happy and high J. Me also couldn’t stop myself from indulging into shopping, I also gave try to Pathani Kurta, no doubt was looking cool :).Adding to above excitement, luckily we also get to see “Rakhi Sawant” there just from 4 feet. She came there for Star Plus interview. We also shot her video.Finally after having complete fun the entire day, we decided to leave from there, but we missed 1 thing , that’s returning of the Entry Card which we got at the time of buying Entry Ticket thinking that it would be returned at the exist gate. No, I was wrong, after exiting from there we came to know that there was 1 Rajasthan counter, where it was to be returned. So we took U turn and made entry from the Exist Gate after explaining the situation to the guard at the exist gate. Got our refund back, Happy Ending :).
Sunday, August 22, 2010
Golden Moments of INDIAN Cricket
Description: Indian Cricket histroy and Cricket fans from all over will
always remember another milestone by the Little master- First ever Double hundred in ODI....
Kapil Dev
Description: catches Viv Richard on the finals of World Cup 1983
Team India
Description: Celebrating their T-20 World Cup win... No cricket fan can ever forget the last ball decider!!!
Laxman & Dravid
Description: Their 376 runs partnership against Australia
Yuvraj Singh
Description: Set a record of hitting 6 sixes in a over in T-20 world cup.
Virender Sehwag
Description: First India to score a Triple hundred on Foreign Soil.
Sachin
Description: First cricketer to reach a toll of 17000 runs in Cricket.
M S Dhoni
Description: Dhoni scored 183* runs of just 145 balls against Sri Lanka.
This is the highest in ODI cricket in the second innings (Earlier record: 153 by Lara).
Kapil Dev 1983 world Cup
Description: Moment No cricket lover could ever forget.
Saturday, August 14, 2010
Install Love on the HUMAN Computer!!!
Tech Support: Yes, I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?
Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready to install it now. What do I do?
Tech Support: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART?
Customer: Yes, I have, but there are several other programs running right now. Is it okay to install while they are running?
Tech Support: What programs are running?
Customer: Let's see... I have PAST-HURT.EXE, LOW-ESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.EXE running now.
Tech Support: No problem. LOVE will gradually erase PAST-HURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOW-ESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGH-ESTEEM.EXE. However, you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.EXE. Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off?
Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
Tech Support: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until it's erased the programs you don't want.
Customer: Okay, now LOVE has started installing itself automatically. Is that normal?
Tech Support: Yes. You should receive a message that says it will stay installed for the life of your HEART. Do you see that message?
Customer: Yes, I do. Is it completely installed?
Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other HEARTs in order to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops. I have an error message already. What should I do?
Tech Support: Can you pull down the directory called "SELF-ACCEPTANCE"?
Customer: Yes, I have it.
Tech Support: Excellent. You're getting good at this. Now, click on the following files and then copy them to the "MYHEART" directory: FORGIVE-SELF.DOC, REALIZE-WORTH.TXT, and ACKNOWLEDGE-LIMITATIONS.DOC. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching any faulty programming. Also, you need to delete SELF-CRITICISM.EXE from all directories, and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
Customer: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with new files. SMILE.MP3 is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.EXE are copying themselves all over my HEART. Is this normal?
Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes a while, but eventually everything gets downloaded at the proper time. So, LOVE is installed and running. You should be able to handle it from here. Ah, one more thing.
Customer: Yes?
Tech Support: LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everybody you meet. They will in turn share it with other people and they will return some similarly cool modules back to you.
Customer: I will! Thanks for your help!
Thursday, August 12, 2010
How to stay awake in meetings?
1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare yourself by drawing a square. I find that 5' x 5' is a good size. Divide the card into columns - five across and five down. That will give you 25 one-inch blocks.
2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block:
synergy
revisit
benchmark
fast track
touch base
strategic fit
expeditious
value-added
result-driven
mindset
core competencies
to tell you the truth (or 'the truth is')
proactive
empower (or empowerment)
client focus(ed)
best practice
24/7
win-win
knowledge base
paradigm
bottom line
out of the loop
think outside the box
at the end of the day
game plan
3. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.
4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout 'BULLSHIT!'
Testimonials from satisfied 'Bull Shit Bingo' players:
'I had been in the meeting for only five minutes when I won.' - Adam, Atlanta
'My attention span at meetings has improved dramatically.' - David, Florida
'What a gas! Meetings will never be the same for me after my first win.' - Dan, New York City
'The atmosphere was tense in the last process meeting as 14 of us waited for the fifth box.' - Ben, Denver
'The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed 'BULLSHIT!' for the third time in two hours.' - Paul, Cleveland