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Saturday, February 28, 2009

Ek Chutki Code!!

Ek line code ki keemat tum kya jaano HR Babu?
Ishwar ka ashirwaad hota hai ek line code

Developer ke sar ka taj hota hai ek line code

Har bench resource ka khwaab hota hai ek line code"



"Hamari Hindi filmon ki tarah hamare
Projects mein aakhir tak sab kuch theek ho jaata hai ......

Happyzz Endingzzz .......

Aur agar aisa na ho to samjho

Project abhi baaki hai mere DOST ......"

Various Ways to Travel - Sites!!

Online bus tickets booking !

http://www.redbus.in

Online Train tickets booking!

http://www.irctc.co.in


Online Flight Tickets booking!

www.goair.in

www.paramountairways.com

www.jetlite.com

www.flykingfisher.com


www.jetairways.com


www.goindigo.in

http://indian-airlines.nic.in

Common sites for all of the above travel ways :

www.makemytrip.com

www.yatra.com

www.cleartrip.com

Friday, February 6, 2009

Classic Interview

Officer : What Is Your Name?

Candidate : M P. Sir

Officer : Tell Me Properly

Candidate : Mohan Pal Sir

Officer : Your Father's Name?

Candidate : M P. Sir

Officer : What Does That Mean?

Candidate : Manmohan Pal Sir

Officer : Your Native Place

Candidate : M P. Sir

Officer : Is It Madhya Pradesh?

Candidate : No, Munnur Pal Sir

Officer : What Is Your Qualification?

Candidate : M P. Sir

Officer : (Angrily) What Is It?

Candidate : Metric Pass

Officer : Why Do You Need A Job?

Candidate : M P. Sir

Officer : And What Does That Mean?

Candidate : Money Problem Sir

Officer : Describe Your Personality

Candidate : M P. Sir

Officer : Explain Yourself Clearly

Candidate : Magnanimous Personality Sir

Officer : This Discussion Is Nowhere, You May Go Now

Candidate : M P. Sir

Officer : What Is It Now

Candidate : My Performance....?

Officer : Mp!!

Candidate : What Is That Sir?

Officer : Mentally Puncture

Monday, January 19, 2009

"Want To" - Nice Inspirational Story

I remember the night in Miami when our son, Ian, was just five years old. We were staying with relatives and it was his bedtime. When I looked at the living room floor, I knew we had a problem. Toys were all over the place. "Ian," I said, "you need to pick up all those toys before you go to bed."

"Daddy," he said, "I'm too tired to pick up my toys."

My immediate inclination was to force him to clean up the room. Instead, I went into the bedroom, laid down, and said, "Ian, come here. Let's play Humpty Dumpty."

He climbed up on my knees and I said, "Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall." And he fell. Ian laughed and said, "Let's do it again." Well, after the third "fall," I said, "Okay, but first go pick up those toys."
Without thinking, he ran into the living room and in ninety seconds he finished a job that could have taken half an hour.

Then he jumped back on my knees and repeated, "Daddy, let's do it again."
"Ian, I thought you were too tired to pick up those toys." He answered, "I was, daddy, but I just wanted to do this!"
We can finish any job when we have the "Want to!"

Have you created the "Want to" in your life? If you haven't what are you waiting for? There's a thin line between "Phenomenal Success" & "Just Made It".

That line is your "Want to".

Sunday, January 11, 2009

9 WORDS WOMEN USE!!

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t do it!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ … that will bring on a ‘whatever’).

(8)Whatever: Is a women’s way of saying Scr#w YOU!

(9) Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3