Doctor: Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai ?
Patient: Doctor saheb.. Pahle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai.
Doctor: dawai khali thi kya ?
Patient : Nahi doctor saheb. Dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.
Doctor: Arey... mere kahne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya.
Patient: Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur Maine le li thi.
Doctor: Abe, dawai pili thi kya ?
Patient: Oho, nahi doctor saheb dawai to laal thi.
Doctor: Abe GADHE, Dawai KO piliya tha kya ?
Patient : Nahi. Doctor, Piliya to mujhe tha.
Doctor: Abe Teri to, Dawai KO muh lagakar Pet me dala tha k nahi ?
Patient: Nahi doctor saheb.
Doctor: Kyon ?
Patient: Kyonki dhakkan band tha.
Doctor: Teri to sale, to Khola kyon nahi.
Patient: Saheb, aapne hi to kaha tha ki, shishi ka dhakkan band rakhna.
Doctor: Tera ilaaz main nahi kar sakta !
Patient: Accha Doctor saheb ye to bata do ki main thik kaise hounga
Doctor : Abe teri …....
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Naukarani Ne Sushila Se Kaha, Memsahab Gajab Ho Gaya.
Pados Ki Teen Auraten Aap Ki Saas Ko Peet Rahi Hain.
Sushila Naukarani Ke Sath Balakani Se Aayi Aur Chupchap
Tamasha Dekhane Lagi.Naukarani Ne Pucha, Aap Madad
Karane Nahi Jayengi ?
Sushila - Nahi Teen Hi Kaafi Hain.
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once there was an accident where the car driver hit the parrot.
The parrot faints, so the driver takes the parrot to his home ,
gives first aid to it and then puts it in a cage with some food .
When the parrot wakes up . in a shock it tells
"aila!! jail!!!!!! gadi wala mar gaya kya????"
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Jinn: Hukam aaka ?
Man: Ghar se dubai tak road banani hai
Jinn: Mushkil hai aur koi kaam bataiye
Man: Meri biwi ko aagyakari aur samajhdar bana do.
Jinn: Road single banani hai ya dabule.....
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Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya achha lagta hai meri samajhdari ya meri beauty..
Husband: Mujhe to ye tumhari Majak karne ki aadat bahut achchhi lagti hai..
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Police ne raat ke 1 baje sharab ke nashe mein
tunn ek aadmi ko pakad kar puchha..
Raat ke ek baje tum Kahan ja rahe ho..?
Aadmi - Main sharab peene ke dush parinaam
per lecture sunne ja raha hun...
Police - Itni raat mein tumhe kaun lecture dega..?
Aadmi - Mere biwi.....
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Friday, January 2, 2009
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Saturday, December 27, 2008
Visit Goa !! - Have Fun
The best way to change or enlighten your mood to visit some new place , what could be better than visiting GOA.It becomes more interesting if place is visited with 100% utilization of time.This can happen only if everything about GOA is known in advance. So below are the required details:
Goa
Famous Beaches : Calangute, Colva, Dona Paula, Vagator
Famous Churches : Se Cathedral, Basilica of Born Jesus
When To Go : September - March
Goa is located on the west coast of India,in the region known as the Konkan, near the state of Maharashtra, The Arabian Sea makes up the state’s west coast. Panaji is the state’s capital,
and Vasco its largest town.
Those who haven’t visited Goa tend to imagine it as some kind of Indian Costa Brava
However, Goa, like everywhere in India, is never quite what you expect.
The main draws of Goa are the beaches and churches, such as
Anjuna Beach:
Location : 8 km west of Mapusa, 18 km NW of Panaji
Main Attraction : Anjuna Flea Market, Baga Hill
What To Do : Shopping, Photography, Snorkelling, Bungee Jumping
Colva Beach:
Location : 6 km east of Margao in South Goa
Main Attractions : Church of Our Lady of Merces and Shack Cafés
What To Do : Beach combing, Colva Walk
Vagator Beach:
Location : 10 km from Mapusa
Famous As : Holiday Beach Destination
What To See : Chapora Fort, Ozrant Beach, Chapora Village
DONA PAULA BEACH
Location : 7 km from Panjim, Goa
Famous As : Holiday Beach Destination
What To See : Zuari Bridge, National Oceanography Institute, Cabo Raj Bhawan
What To Do : Water-skiing, Parasailing, Snorkelling and Harpoon fishing!
SE CATHEDRAL
Location : Old Goa
Built In : 1562 AD
Style of Architecture : Manueline with Corinthian
Nearby Attractions : Chapel of the Blessed Sacrament, The Cross of Miracles
HOUSE AND BASILICA OF BOM JESUS
Location : Old Goa
Architectural Style : Renaissance & Baroque Style
Originally Built In : 1585
What To See : Intricate Craftsmenship, Statue of St. Francis Xavier, Professed House
CASINOS IN GOA
Famous Casinos : Chances Casino, Treasures Casino, Winners Casino,Caravela
Games To Play : Black Jack, Rummy, Stud Poker, Baccarat and Flash among others
GOA NIGHTLIFE
Hot Night Beach Shacks : Calangute, Candolim, Anjuna
Famous Night Hubs : Bob’s Inn, Cavala, Cabana
Timeline : 11 pm to 6 am
CRUISING THE ARABIAN SEA
Location : Ballard Pier, Mumbai
Cruise Itinerary : Mumbai-Lakshadweep-Goa-Mumbai
Timeline : Depending on the cruise you pick, could be anywhere between 1-4 nights
The strategic itinerary of the sea cruise is planned to suit every tourist.
Depending on your interests and budget, this could be anywhere between one to four nights.
A few of the most popular cruise itineraries are:
· Mumbai-Goa-High Seas-Goa-Mumbai (3 nights)
· Mumbai-Goa-Mumbai (2 nights)
· Mumbai-High Sea-Mumbai (1 night)
· Mumbai-Lakshadweep-Goa-Mumbai (4 nights)
· Mumbai-Lakshadweep-Mumbai (3 nights)
The most popular celebrations in Goa are Ganesh Chaturthi (Chavoth-Konkani), Diwali,
Christmas, Easter, Samsar Padvo, Shigmo and the Carnival.
Transport in Goa:
Goa's public transport largely consists of privately operated buses linking the major towns to rural areas. Government-run buses, maintained the Kadamba Transport Corporation, links both major routes (like the Panjim–Margao route) and some remote parts of the state. In large towns such as Panjim and Margao, intra-city buses ply.
Languages:Konkani is the primary spoken language; Marathi and English are used for official,
literary, or educational purposes. Other languages include Hindi, Kannada and Portuguese.
Food:Rice with fish curry (Xit kodi in Konkani) is the staple diet in Goa.Coconut and coconut oil is widely used in Goan cooking along with chili peppers, spices and vinegar giving the food a unique flavour.Sannas a variant of idli and Koilori a variant of dosa are native to Goa.
A rich egg-based multi-layered sweet dish known as bebinca is a favourite at Christmas.
The most popular alcoholic beverage in Goa is feni; Cashew feni is made from the fermentation of the fruit of the cashew tree, while coconut feni is made from the sap of toddy palms.
Have a wonderful journey to GOA !
Would appreciate if you share your experience about your visit to GOA or any other wonderful place!!!
Goa
Famous Beaches : Calangute, Colva, Dona Paula, Vagator
Famous Churches : Se Cathedral, Basilica of Born Jesus
When To Go : September - March
Goa is located on the west coast of India,in the region known as the Konkan, near the state of Maharashtra, The Arabian Sea makes up the state’s west coast. Panaji is the state’s capital,
and Vasco its largest town.
Those who haven’t visited Goa tend to imagine it as some kind of Indian Costa Brava
However, Goa, like everywhere in India, is never quite what you expect.
The main draws of Goa are the beaches and churches, such as
Anjuna Beach:
Location : 8 km west of Mapusa, 18 km NW of Panaji
Main Attraction : Anjuna Flea Market, Baga Hill
What To Do : Shopping, Photography, Snorkelling, Bungee Jumping
Colva Beach:
Location : 6 km east of Margao in South Goa
Main Attractions : Church of Our Lady of Merces and Shack Cafés
What To Do : Beach combing, Colva Walk
Vagator Beach:
Location : 10 km from Mapusa
Famous As : Holiday Beach Destination
What To See : Chapora Fort, Ozrant Beach, Chapora Village
DONA PAULA BEACH
Location : 7 km from Panjim, Goa
Famous As : Holiday Beach Destination
What To See : Zuari Bridge, National Oceanography Institute, Cabo Raj Bhawan
What To Do : Water-skiing, Parasailing, Snorkelling and Harpoon fishing!
SE CATHEDRAL
Location : Old Goa
Built In : 1562 AD
Style of Architecture : Manueline with Corinthian
Nearby Attractions : Chapel of the Blessed Sacrament, The Cross of Miracles
HOUSE AND BASILICA OF BOM JESUS
Location : Old Goa
Architectural Style : Renaissance & Baroque Style
Originally Built In : 1585
What To See : Intricate Craftsmenship, Statue of St. Francis Xavier, Professed House
CASINOS IN GOA
Famous Casinos : Chances Casino, Treasures Casino, Winners Casino,Caravela
Games To Play : Black Jack, Rummy, Stud Poker, Baccarat and Flash among others
GOA NIGHTLIFE
Hot Night Beach Shacks : Calangute, Candolim, Anjuna
Famous Night Hubs : Bob’s Inn, Cavala, Cabana
Timeline : 11 pm to 6 am
CRUISING THE ARABIAN SEA
Location : Ballard Pier, Mumbai
Cruise Itinerary : Mumbai-Lakshadweep-Goa-Mumbai
Timeline : Depending on the cruise you pick, could be anywhere between 1-4 nights
The strategic itinerary of the sea cruise is planned to suit every tourist.
Depending on your interests and budget, this could be anywhere between one to four nights.
A few of the most popular cruise itineraries are:
· Mumbai-Goa-High Seas-Goa-Mumbai (3 nights)
· Mumbai-Goa-Mumbai (2 nights)
· Mumbai-High Sea-Mumbai (1 night)
· Mumbai-Lakshadweep-Goa-Mumbai (4 nights)
· Mumbai-Lakshadweep-Mumbai (3 nights)
The most popular celebrations in Goa are Ganesh Chaturthi (Chavoth-Konkani), Diwali,
Christmas, Easter, Samsar Padvo, Shigmo and the Carnival.
Transport in Goa:
Goa's public transport largely consists of privately operated buses linking the major towns to rural areas. Government-run buses, maintained the Kadamba Transport Corporation, links both major routes (like the Panjim–Margao route) and some remote parts of the state. In large towns such as Panjim and Margao, intra-city buses ply.
Languages:Konkani is the primary spoken language; Marathi and English are used for official,
literary, or educational purposes. Other languages include Hindi, Kannada and Portuguese.
Food:Rice with fish curry (Xit kodi in Konkani) is the staple diet in Goa.Coconut and coconut oil is widely used in Goan cooking along with chili peppers, spices and vinegar giving the food a unique flavour.Sannas a variant of idli and Koilori a variant of dosa are native to Goa.
A rich egg-based multi-layered sweet dish known as bebinca is a favourite at Christmas.
The most popular alcoholic beverage in Goa is feni; Cashew feni is made from the fermentation of the fruit of the cashew tree, while coconut feni is made from the sap of toddy palms.
Have a wonderful journey to GOA !
Would appreciate if you share your experience about your visit to GOA or any other wonderful place!!!
Friday, December 26, 2008
Thought of the Day!
Marriage is give and take. you 'd better give it to her or she will take it anyway.
Friday, December 19, 2008
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