Today's joke--
What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
Santa Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.
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Sardar bought a new mobile. He called everyone from his Phone Book &
said "My Mobile No. has changed .. Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is
6610"
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Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College
Banta : Really, what is he studing
Santa : No is not studying, they are Studying him.
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Santa Banta ko 3 live bomb mile, Police ko dene chale,
Santa : agar koi bomb raste mai Phat jaye to..? !
Banta : Jhooth bol denge 2 hi mile the...!!!
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Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally
writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."
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For Mobile Phone User - Tip
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When you try to call someone through mobile phone, don't put your
mobile closer to your ears until the recipient answers
Because directly after dialing, the mobile phone would use it's
maximum signaling power, which is:
2watts = 33dbi
Please Be Careful
Message as received ( Save your brain )
So use left ear while using cell (mobile), because if you use
the right one it will affect brain directly. This is a true fact from
Apollo medical team..
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