Bug.....

Maha PJ's

Cigarettes...
Question : You are in a boat in the middle of a river.
You have 2
Cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You
don't have anything
else with you in the boat....how will you do it?


Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water.
So the boat will
become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light
the other
Cigarette.
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Want?another deadly answer.

Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch
it. Catches win
Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light
the cigarette.
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If that was not enough, one more deadly answer....

Another solution:
Take water in your hand and drop it drop by
drop...(TIP - TIP)

"TIP TIP barsa Pani.

Pani ne aag lagayee."

us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee".


If that was not enough, one more deadly answer....
Another solution:
Start praising one cigarette, The other will get
jealous & "jalney
lagega" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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COMMON BELIEFS MEN HAVE ABOUT WOMEN

Belief #1:

SHE’LL NEVER BE SATISFIED.

Truth:

Women are always looking for ways to make things better. Don’t take her suggestions as complaints or criticisms, but as her desire to make the relationship or situation the best that it can be.

Belief #2:

A STRONG, CONFIDENT WOMAN

DOESN’T NEED A MAN TO TAKE CARE OF HER.

Truth:

Everyone loves to be taken care of and to feel needed. Even if a woman can fix things around the house or change the oil in her car, she will still ask for your help so she can feel your strength, support and protection. Don’t ever stop asking, “What can I do for you?” because it shows her that you care.

Belief #3:

WOMEN ONLY WANT TO

CONTROL MEN.

Truth:

It’s not about control; it’s about love. When a woman sees a man hurting, struggling or overwhelmed, her goal is to help, not control.

Let her give you a helping hand.

Belief #4:

KEEPING A WOMAN REQUIRES A LOT

OF HARD WORK, TIME AND MONEY.

Truth:

A serious relationship requires time and effort to cultivate it. You shouldn’t look at it as a burden.

Your wife or girlfriend will reciprocate the effort you put into it.

Belief #5:

YOU CAN’T LIE TO WOMEN.

Truth:

Women are extremely capable of picking up moods and attitudes and can easily read body language and facial expressions. Although you may think that you have gotten away with a great lie, she is either letting it slide because she wants to keep the peace, or she is lying to herself because she’s afraid of the truth.

Belief #6:

JEALOUSY AND POSSESSIVENESS

ARE A PART OF BEING A WOMAN.

Truth:

Women are protective of what belongs to them.

They protect the things they value, especially when it comes to relationships. It’s not that she doesn’t trust you; she is guarding the relationship.

You are too precious to her for her to allow anything bad to happen.

Belief #7:

WOMEN ARE EMOTIONAL.

Truth:

Women don’t hide their feelings.

They articulate what’s going on in their minds.

There’s nothing wrong with emotions—we all have them. Being in touch with their emotions causes women to be sensitive and caring, and that’s why men love them.

Funky Facts!!!

1.. Coca-Cola was originally green.

2. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

3. The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.

4. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States .

5. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row ! of the keyboard.

6. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!

7. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

8. It is impossible to lick your elbow.

9. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.

10. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

11. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

12. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.

13. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from history. Spades - King David Clubs - Alexander the Great, Hearts - Charlemagne Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

14. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987, 654,321

15. If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.

16. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.

17. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

18. Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this? Ans. - Honey

19. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

20. A snail can sleep for three years.

21. All polar bears are left handed.

22. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.

23. Butterflies taste with their feet.

24. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

25. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

26. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

27.Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.

28. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

29.The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

30. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

31.The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

32. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.

33. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

34. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

35. Most lipstick contains fish scales.

36. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.

37. And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

Always Friends!!!

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(E) arth
(N) ever
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